vegetablerightsandpeace replied to your post: vegetablerightsandpeace replied to your post: Nazi…

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS ON THAT CHANNEL 4 ELECTION SHOW WITH JIMMY CARR. FIVE WAYS THE WORLD WOULD END. HE WAS TOO HAPPY ABOUT ALL OF THEM.

LOL YES

I still love him, though.

…I probably love him more now, actually.

Anonymous asked: It was only dancing but they laughed anyway, spinning wilding into each other's arms and out again. Passers-by hurrying along London Bridge looked up at them, dancing so precariously over the river and muttered "playwrights." But they didn't care, with their clothes soaked and their hair dripping in the April rain. Kit spun close and Will caught him, breathed the smell of warm rain off even warmer skin and felt more alive than he ever had before.

cookieglitch asked: It is only a fair exchange, I'll bring the modern technology ramblings, you can bring the history. If we combine all our skills we could create an educated corner of Tumblr and lead the fight against the criminal elements in the animal kingdom.

This sounds like an excellent idea. WITH OUR POWERS COMBINED etc.

This needs to be a thing, the pigeons in my town are terrifying.

vegetablerightsandpeace replied to your post: Nazi gold, freakin’ huge particle accelerators, fine time keeping devices. One of them has got to be evil. Greetings!

Well, Prof Brian Cox is an evil villain and he uses particle accelerators SO I AM WARY.

OMG ME TOO NOW

SHIT SON

cookieglitch asked: There is ALWAYS time for historic educational stories. Thats actually how I used to have my alarms setup, the delays weren't as planned however. I was just too lazy to change the time. Should have hired a guy...or just used NTP, both would work. Squirrels actually. In late 2009, the beavers started a stamp related pyramid scheme. Despite the best efforts of the authorities the scam continues and is currently controlled by the red scquirrel gang.

Those beavers, man. And the squirrels, ugh, don’t get me started. The greys are even worse though. Violent.

And I’m glad you didn’t mind the historical story, because I tend to tell those whenever I get the chance XD

cookieglitch asked: Well hullo thar, welcome to the creeper club. Your tshirt is in the post, or would be if we had any first class stamps. No one ever suspects the Swiss clocks, they are assumed to be right. A little bit of fiddling and they could create havoc on any stock exchange that decides to use them.

You know, my immediate thought was to tell you a historical clock story, but I don’t actually know if you’ll want to hear it XD

LOL TELLING YOU ANYWAY.

Charles II had eight clocks in his bedroom and all of them told a slightly different time so the alarms would go off one by one. And he had to have a special guy to wind clocks up because he had fucking loads of them.

…actually, are you missing first class stamps because of the beavers?

vegetablerightsandpeace replied to your post: With the help of the owls and the badgers this is entirely possible. Soon we shall have a utopia for creatures great and small. Now to just do something about those pesky humans. Perhaps we need to hire the monkeys and the moles. The suspiciously neutral moles…

DO NOT TRUST THE BEAVERS, SIMON COWELL IS THEIR KING.

HE’S THE KING OF THE BEAVERS

THE KING OF THE BEAVERS

YOU CANNOT DECIEVE US

AND YOU CAN’T FOOL OWLS

cookieglitch asked: Nazi gold, freakin' huge particle accelerators, fine time keeping devices. One of them has got to be evil. Greetings!

YES HELLO AND STUFF <3

I HAVE FOLLOWED YOU. LIKE A CREEPER.

Actually, I think the most evil of those three things would be the clocks. Nobody would ever suspect the clocks, not with all that Nazi gold around.